USB Rocket Launcher from ThinkGeek

My Boss: [4:26 PM]:

You have a package in your mailbox up front

Benus, Ellis R. [4:27 PM]:

Is there white dust on it?

My Boss: [4:26 PM]:

you haven’t been here long enough to warrant any anthrax threats

Benus, Ellis R. [4:27 PM]:

lol!

My Boss: [4:27 PM]:

be patient

My Boss: [4:28 PM]:

give it time

Benus, Ellis R. [4:28 PM]:

I have that effect on people.

My Boss: [4:28 PM]:

just start telling the users “no” and you’ll be there before you know it

Benus, Ellis R. [4:28 PM]:

Yeah. Isn’t that your job?

My Boss: [4:28 PM]:

until they anthrax me!

Benus, Ellis R. [4:28 PM]:

LOL!